loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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whereweroam:

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home

msjohnegbert:

hey so i made an instagram: @samantah follow me

hey so i made an instagram: @samantah follow me

tagged ↓

forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son